You're in a clothing store. You have on pajama pants. The irony is far too much for you to grasp. Nevermind.  Buy that Aero brand gel.

Tony the Tiger PJ's + 45-ish year old man + Hotel = one step away from homeless.

Captured in the wild in Northeast Philadelphia, Thursday, February 04, 2010, 11:36:23 AM at a WaWa.  Obviously they must have been running a special on BREAKFAST HOAGIES.  Otherwise, why would someone go out in public in their pajamas???